Monday, March 18, 2024

Erin Delaney

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Contributions

Students share how they are dealing with the self-quarantine

With classes cancelled and the UTM campus closed, UTM students are savoring their precious self-isolation time by taking the long stretches of terrifying uncertainty...

The Irish Society of UTM decries St. Paddy’s Day celebrations

With the cultural holiday of St. Patrick’s Day fast approaching, UTM’s pastiest peers are preparing themselves for the “ignorant” celebrations and seasonal claims of Irish ancestry. Finn McConnor, president...

Geese and UTMSU executives most aggressive pests on campus

With the UTMSU elections coming to a close, a popular footpath for UTM students is becoming dangerous. The intersecting pathways that converge in front of the Student Centre...

UTMSU election overwhelmed by voter turnout of 15

Fifteen of the UTMSU’s closest friends, family, and marital partners are expected to overwhelm the polls this coming week as the competition heats up between the...

UTM girl shocked to discover boyfriend was actually ugly

Jenny Spulunky’s outlook on life, like most young women, is based on the attention and validation she receives from men who barely shower and yell at...

Students finally achieve something over reading week

While reading week is a time meant for catching up on assigned readings, completing assignments, and studying for upcoming midterm exams, it is all too easy...

Largest UTM protest in history calls for the release of the...

Student protests are as traditional as the Friday Night pre-game, but while students can handle their alcohol, they can no longer handle the behaviour of the...

UTM’s most eligible bachelors share tips and tricks

While most people spend their undergrad trying desperately to secure their bachelor’s degree, their love lives are often left in ruins. While it’s important to focus...

UTM introduces new Centre for Student Engagements

In the digital age of dating, where your love life hinges on a single swipe or like, it can be hard to find the everlasting...

Corona Time at UTM

In the wake of Coronavirus’ spread across the globe, with a man and wife confirmed to be infected in Toronto, the UTM campus is gripped...

Bell Let’s Dance!

With the state of the country’s mental health care in the trusted hands of a telecommunications company, Bell is no stranger to powerful campaigns. Bell Let’s...

UTM student solves mental health crisis with a single tweet

With Bell Let's Talk occurring on January 29, students across Canada are sharing their stories of mental illness and offering support to others, but one local...

Small bug barred from Cricket Intramural

The recent start of the winter semester also marks the beginning of several campus programs, including the winter sports intramural program offered by the Recreation and...

Job Fair prompts students to sign deal with the devil

The Get Hired Fair is the crown jewel of UTM’s Career Centre, with hundreds of students and alumni flocking to the RAWC’s main gym in...

Harry and Meghan expected to enroll at UTM

The act of leaving your family is often the first step in a young person’s life toward gaining independence and becoming a tried and true adult,...

“New Year, New Me,” says exact same student from last...

For some, the dawn of a new decade and a new year often incites an urge to change, and at the University of Toronto Mississauga students...

Human of UTM: Snowman

“I’m constantly told I’m too cold, but people don’t know what it’s like to be me. My parents were frigid and unloving. I’ve never felt...

CCT floors shined with student tears

The University of Toronto Mississauga (UTM) has recently introduced a new initiative to ensure a safe and clean campus for all students. “We are proud to be...

A love letter to Harry Styles’ Fine Line

Harry Styles is the ex you wish you had. He’s so dreamy, it hurts. There’s a charming quality about him that can only be derived from his...

Campus police kink epidemic spreads through campus

Cuffing season may be winding down at the University of Toronto Mississauga campus, but students need not worry about spending the winter alone. As long as...

Student discovers zero jams at Exam Jam

The annual Exam Jam happened this past week—a time honoured UTM tradition. Students were able to relieve stress through arts and crafts, review course content, and...

UTM Beavertail truck found to be most useful method for preventing...

The mental stability of University of Toronto Mississauga students hinges on the presence of one shining beacon: the Beavertail truck. “I’ll be walking to my sociology lecture,...

UTM Parking Office to sell spots in-line

The University of Toronto parking office, the most beloved section of campus administration, is proud to announce a new method of capitalizing on the student experience....

Goat yoga was an inside job

On the cover of the November 4 issue of The Medium, a goat rests upon the back of a smiling older lady. The latest viral fitness craze,...

Satire editor elaborate front for shitty content

Ever since the recent introduction of The Medium’s Satire section, rumours about the supposed identity of the Satire Editor have spread around campus. The existence of Gordon...

UTM Quidditch team tried for witchcraft

After years of conflict, the UTM Campus Christian groups have successfully tried the Quidditch team for witchcraft. The two groups have always had their fair share...

Five never-before used costumes for Halloween

For all those shawtys with a screwed up back, you too can flex your curved spine by dressing as a skeleton with scoliosis. No longer the...

UTM announces extension to Subway line

UTM, always at the forefront of innovation, has announced its newest initiative to help students get from the start of their journey to the end of...

Chemical imbalance unphased by self-initiative

Fourth-year student Sabrina Collins was struggling with her worsening mental health until she stumbled upon “The Case for Personal Responsibility,” an op-ed published in The...

Student drops out after four-hour struggle to locate functional power outlet

“It’s like they want you to fail,” said fourth-year biology student Brent Brentson in an exclusive interview with The Medium. After a four-hour trek spanning Deerfield to CCIT...

Weapon threat at the RAWC

Panic swept through the RAWC Tuesday evening as reports of a gun threat spread after the sound of a gun being fired went off. Students, desperate to...

UTM introduces initiative to help campus geese deal with nicotine addiction

Since the University of Toronto Mississauga declared itself a smoke-free campus back in January 2019, the policy has taken a toll on the inhabitants of the...

Elizabeth May spotted in P4 selling drugs

Elizabeth May, federal leader of the Green Party, has become the talk of UTM. Promising to puff, puff, pass legislation to decriminalize drugs, the Green Party...

UTM blood drive now accepting thoughts and prayers

After years of lacklustre donations, the UTM blood drive is announcing a new initiative to accept thoughts and prayers. “Donating blood can be cumbersome,” a nursing student...

RAWC and Career Centre introduce new pole dancing classes

In an attempt to help prepare students for the professional world, the Recreational Athletic Wellness Centre and Career Centre are teaming up to offer pole dancing...

Canadian pop icon Carly Rae Jepsen returns

On Friday September 13, at the First Ontario Concert Hall in Downtown Hamilton, Carly Rae Jepsen showed off her Canadian charm and proved the future of...

Students share how they are dealing with the self-quarantine

With classes cancelled and the UTM campus closed, UTM students are savoring their precious self-isolation time by taking the long stretches of terrifying uncertainty...

The Irish Society of UTM decries St. Paddy’s Day celebrations

With the cultural holiday of St. Patrick’s Day fast approaching, UTM’s pastiest peers are preparing themselves for the “ignorant” celebrations and seasonal claims of Irish ancestry. Finn McConnor, president...

Geese and UTMSU executives most aggressive pests on campus

With the UTMSU elections coming to a close, a popular footpath for UTM students is becoming dangerous. The intersecting pathways that converge in front of the Student Centre...

UTMSU election overwhelmed by voter turnout of 15

Fifteen of the UTMSU’s closest friends, family, and marital partners are expected to overwhelm the polls this coming week as the competition heats up between the...

UTM girl shocked to discover boyfriend was actually ugly

Jenny Spulunky’s outlook on life, like most young women, is based on the attention and validation she receives from men who barely shower and yell at...

Students finally achieve something over reading week

While reading week is a time meant for catching up on assigned readings, completing assignments, and studying for upcoming midterm exams, it is all too easy...

Largest UTM protest in history calls for the release of the...

Student protests are as traditional as the Friday Night pre-game, but while students can handle their alcohol, they can no longer handle the behaviour of the...

UTM’s most eligible bachelors share tips and tricks

While most people spend their undergrad trying desperately to secure their bachelor’s degree, their love lives are often left in ruins. While it’s important to focus...

UTM introduces new Centre for Student Engagements

In the digital age of dating, where your love life hinges on a single swipe or like, it can be hard to find the everlasting...

Corona Time at UTM

In the wake of Coronavirus’ spread across the globe, with a man and wife confirmed to be infected in Toronto, the UTM campus is gripped...

Bell Let’s Dance!

With the state of the country’s mental health care in the trusted hands of a telecommunications company, Bell is no stranger to powerful campaigns. Bell Let’s...

UTM student solves mental health crisis with a single tweet

With Bell Let's Talk occurring on January 29, students across Canada are sharing their stories of mental illness and offering support to others, but one local...

Small bug barred from Cricket Intramural

The recent start of the winter semester also marks the beginning of several campus programs, including the winter sports intramural program offered by the Recreation and...

Job Fair prompts students to sign deal with the devil

The Get Hired Fair is the crown jewel of UTM’s Career Centre, with hundreds of students and alumni flocking to the RAWC’s main gym in...

Harry and Meghan expected to enroll at UTM

The act of leaving your family is often the first step in a young person’s life toward gaining independence and becoming a tried and true adult,...

“New Year, New Me,” says exact same student from last...

For some, the dawn of a new decade and a new year often incites an urge to change, and at the University of Toronto Mississauga students...

Human of UTM: Snowman

“I’m constantly told I’m too cold, but people don’t know what it’s like to be me. My parents were frigid and unloving. I’ve never felt...

CCT floors shined with student tears

The University of Toronto Mississauga (UTM) has recently introduced a new initiative to ensure a safe and clean campus for all students. “We are proud to be...

A love letter to Harry Styles’ Fine Line

Harry Styles is the ex you wish you had. He’s so dreamy, it hurts. There’s a charming quality about him that can only be derived from his...

Campus police kink epidemic spreads through campus

Cuffing season may be winding down at the University of Toronto Mississauga campus, but students need not worry about spending the winter alone. As long as...

Student discovers zero jams at Exam Jam

The annual Exam Jam happened this past week—a time honoured UTM tradition. Students were able to relieve stress through arts and crafts, review course content, and...

UTM Beavertail truck found to be most useful method for preventing...

The mental stability of University of Toronto Mississauga students hinges on the presence of one shining beacon: the Beavertail truck. “I’ll be walking to my sociology lecture,...

UTM Parking Office to sell spots in-line

The University of Toronto parking office, the most beloved section of campus administration, is proud to announce a new method of capitalizing on the student experience....

Goat yoga was an inside job

On the cover of the November 4 issue of The Medium, a goat rests upon the back of a smiling older lady. The latest viral fitness craze,...

Satire editor elaborate front for shitty content

Ever since the recent introduction of The Medium’s Satire section, rumours about the supposed identity of the Satire Editor have spread around campus. The existence of Gordon...

UTM Quidditch team tried for witchcraft

After years of conflict, the UTM Campus Christian groups have successfully tried the Quidditch team for witchcraft. The two groups have always had their fair share...

Five never-before used costumes for Halloween

For all those shawtys with a screwed up back, you too can flex your curved spine by dressing as a skeleton with scoliosis. No longer the...

UTM announces extension to Subway line

UTM, always at the forefront of innovation, has announced its newest initiative to help students get from the start of their journey to the end of...

Chemical imbalance unphased by self-initiative

Fourth-year student Sabrina Collins was struggling with her worsening mental health until she stumbled upon “The Case for Personal Responsibility,” an op-ed published in The...

Student drops out after four-hour struggle to locate functional power outlet

“It’s like they want you to fail,” said fourth-year biology student Brent Brentson in an exclusive interview with The Medium. After a four-hour trek spanning Deerfield to CCIT...

Weapon threat at the RAWC

Panic swept through the RAWC Tuesday evening as reports of a gun threat spread after the sound of a gun being fired went off. Students, desperate to...

UTM introduces initiative to help campus geese deal with nicotine addiction

Since the University of Toronto Mississauga declared itself a smoke-free campus back in January 2019, the policy has taken a toll on the inhabitants of the...

Elizabeth May spotted in P4 selling drugs

Elizabeth May, federal leader of the Green Party, has become the talk of UTM. Promising to puff, puff, pass legislation to decriminalize drugs, the Green Party...

UTM blood drive now accepting thoughts and prayers

After years of lacklustre donations, the UTM blood drive is announcing a new initiative to accept thoughts and prayers. “Donating blood can be cumbersome,” a nursing student...

RAWC and Career Centre introduce new pole dancing classes

In an attempt to help prepare students for the professional world, the Recreational Athletic Wellness Centre and Career Centre are teaming up to offer pole dancing...

Canadian pop icon Carly Rae Jepsen returns

On Friday September 13, at the First Ontario Concert Hall in Downtown Hamilton, Carly Rae Jepsen showed off her Canadian charm and proved the future of...

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