Tag: satire
U of T makes concerted effort to move suicides off campus
In lieu of recent
tragedies, the University of Toronto plans to create a safe environment on
campus by moving suicides off the premises. Turning to the...
App introduces women to serial killers
The internet is abuzz following the release of the new dating app,
Slaughter Daughter™. The app pairs hot
suicidal teens with serial killers.
The Medium caught...
Hong Kong protesters don’t protest in Hong Kong
In this past
Friday’s pre-season NBA game featuring the Raptors versus the Brooklyn Nets,
dozens of protesters were seen wearing “Stand With Hong-Kong” shirts and waving
signs...
Conservatives outraged over suppression of free speech at UTM
Campus Conservatives took a stance over reading week in hopes of advocating their right to free speech. This past week, dozens of conservatives and...
Chemical imbalance unphased by self-initiative
Fourth-year student Sabrina Collins was struggling with her worsening mental health until she stumbled upon “The Case for Personal Responsibility,” an op-ed published in The...
In response to backlash over mental health op-ed, The Medium will...
The Medium made
another mistake on September 15 when they published “The Case for Personal
Responsibility,” an opinion written by mental health expert Dr. Sonia Romero
Johnson....
Students protest filthy water in MN building
A study issued by the climate activist group All Students Scream (A.S.S.)
reports that the Maanjiwe Nendamowinan building, a native student reserve, is
now at extreme...
Student drops out after four-hour struggle to locate functional power outlet
“It’s like they
want you to fail,” said fourth-year biology student Brent Brentson in an
exclusive interview with The Medium.
After a four-hour trek spanning Deerfield
to CCIT...
Weapon threat at the RAWC
Panic swept
through the RAWC Tuesday evening as reports of a gun threat spread after the
sound of a gun being fired went off.
Students, desperate to...
UTMSU President caught taking selfies with Andrew Scheer
At a recent Conservative meet-up, anonymous sources have revealed that
UTMSU President Atif Abdullah attended and took an intimate selfie with the
Conservative leader, Andrew Scheer.
In...
UTM introduces initiative to help campus geese deal with nicotine addiction
Since the University of Toronto Mississauga declared itself a smoke-free
campus back in January 2019, the policy has taken a toll on the inhabitants of
the...
Elizabeth May spotted in P4 selling drugs
Elizabeth May, federal leader of the Green Party, has become the talk of
UTM.
Promising to
puff, puff, pass legislation to decriminalize drugs, the Green Party...