Students fight back after receiving bad letters of recommendation
Professors have
been given a taste of their own medicine as students have resorted to using the
website ratemyprofessor.com to air out their own grievances in...
Profs issue really honest letters of recommendation to students
Reality checks have spread across campus as professors have taken to writing
completely honest letters of recommendation for their students.
“The fact
that I have bad body...
UTM Beavertail truck found to be most useful method for preventing...
The mental stability of University of Toronto Mississauga students hinges
on the presence of one shining beacon: the Beavertail truck.
“I’ll be
walking to my sociology lecture,...
UTM Parking Office to sell spots in-line
The University of Toronto parking office, the most beloved section of
campus administration, is proud to announce a new method of capitalizing on the
student experience....
Goat yoga was an inside job
On the cover of
the November 4 issue of The Medium, a
goat rests upon the back of a smiling older lady. The latest viral fitness
craze,...
Boomer makes messy roommate for Greta
Greta Thunberg has landed herself scholarships at notable universities
like Harvard and Yale, thanks to her noble climate activism, but Thunberg has
decided to attend UTM...
UTMSU haunted house filled with turkeys
The UTMSU is
under fire for their haunted house being too frightening to bare. Last week,
the students’ centre hosted many spooky scares, but students were...
U of T makes concerted effort to move suicides off campus
In lieu of recent
tragedies, the University of Toronto plans to create a safe environment on
campus by moving suicides off the premises. Turning to the...
Students resort to eating babies
In a twist not
even Jonathon Swift would have seen coming, it seems many out-of-work Master’s
and Ph.D. students have taken to eating babies.
This peculiar practise...
Satire editor elaborate front for shitty content
Ever since the
recent introduction of The Medium’s
Satire section, rumours about the supposed identity of the Satire Editor have
spread around campus. The existence of Gordon...
UTM Quidditch team tried for witchcraft
After years of conflict, the UTM Campus Christian groups have
successfully tried the Quidditch team for witchcraft. The two groups have
always had their fair share...
Five never-before used costumes for Halloween
For all those
shawtys with a screwed up back, you too can flex your curved spine by dressing
as a skeleton with scoliosis. No longer the...