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UTM blood drive now accepting thoughts and prayers

After years of lacklustre donations, the UTM blood drive is announcing a new initiative to accept thoughts and prayers. “Donating blood can be cumbersome,” a nursing student...

University plans to build oil pipeline through Maanjiwe Nendamowinan

After months of protests, the University of Toronto will advance their plans to build an oil access pipeline through the Maanjiwe Nendamowinan building. The university will...

RAWC and Career Centre introduce new pole dancing classes

In an attempt to help prepare students for the professional world, the Recreational Athletic Wellness Centre and Career Centre are teaming up to offer pole dancing...

President Meric Gertler’s $400,000 salary denies him access to student services

After standing in line for three hours to schedule an appointment with a Student Success representative at the Office of the Registra , U of T...

UTMSU ghosts The Medium

After months of intimately texting back and forth, the UTMSU has ghosted The Medium. “I thought things were going good. I thought this could’ve been...

UTM introduces new font

When Quercus replaced BlackBoard as the new student portal in 2018, students and faculty were unsure of how to pronounce “Quercus.” This led students and Professors...

Top 5: The Mediocre

We asked the one person who actively reads The Medium what else they can accomplish with a school paper. Here’s what the Editor-in-Chief’s mother had to say: #5:...

In an attempt to relate to U of T students, ...

After realizing that joining the quidditch team and model UN wasn’t cool enough to befriend UTM students, U of T President Meric Gertler has begun sitting...

SOS, Amazon is on fire!

A large Amazon warehouse in Coquitlam, British Columbia was destroyed in a fire over the weekend. After Amazon drones unsuccessfully doused the flames, firefighters were called to...

Dis-orientation

First-year orientation was a can’t-miss event! Presented to students by our favourite enabler, the UTMSU, and proudly sponsored by Popeyes, students were invited to a fun-filled week...

The food court that could

What was before a mousy, mild-mannered strip mall food hub, the renovated Davis food court now boasts the illusion of something grander—an Erin Mills Town Centre...

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