Tag: satire
UTM blood drive now accepting thoughts and prayers
After years of lacklustre donations, the UTM blood drive is announcing a
new initiative to accept thoughts and prayers.
“Donating
blood can be cumbersome,” a nursing student...
University plans to build oil pipeline through Maanjiwe Nendamowinan
After months of protests, the University of Toronto will advance their
plans to build an oil access pipeline through the Maanjiwe Nendamowinan
building. The university will...
RAWC and Career Centre introduce new pole dancing classes
In an attempt to
help prepare students for the professional world, the Recreational Athletic
Wellness Centre and Career Centre are teaming up to offer pole dancing...
President Meric Gertler’s $400,000 salary denies him access to student services
After standing in
line for three hours to schedule an appointment with a Student Success
representative at the Office of the Registra , U of T...
The real science behind fake news
This month’s “Lecture me!” event hosted at the Mississauga Central Library by the Experiential Education Office at UTM featured professor Fiona Rawle from the...
What colour are your Oscars?
Who doesn’t enjoy a laugh at the expense of pop culture? The UC Follies Sketch Comedy Troupe provided exactly that at their sold-out show...